Country To Close For Refurbishment -- "We're Out Of Money."

The country of Greece, geographically situated in the southeastern part of Europe, will close soon due to a lack of money.

Government officials have released details of a 2-step plan of action. The first part, being referred to by the words "Austerity" and "Action", was begun as recently as last week, according to received reports. After continuing on for a brief while, it will be followed by the country closing its borders for an as-yet unannounced period of time ("Step 2").

The country, inspired by an ancient civilization of the same name considered by many intellectuals to have been the birthplace of what's currently widely referred to as Modern Critical Thought, was quoted as saying:

"We probably wouldn't at this point be of much use, or have a whole lot to contribute to, what's going on these days--Nothing that would be of much help. So I think we'll just sit this one out."

-Told to WdO News.