7-Eleven Coffee Refill Price Increase Causes Complaint On Facebook.

It's true.

https://www.facebook.com/7Eleven/posts/10150432084123255

~WdO

Unidentified Animal Still Unaffected By News Of Bin Laden's Death

From Reuters- As of 09:00 AM Wednesday GMT, this as yet unidentified animal, when questioned by experts, still shows no perceptible change in behavior upon receiving news of the death of 9/11 Terrorist Bombing mastermind Osama Bin Laden. Sources reporting further observation is being conducted at the U. S. Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, where the creature has been detained since early 2002.

"We think it's a type of lemur."

-Dennis Blair, Former U.S. National Intelligence Director.







~WdO

News Program From Another Country Tells US Citizen More About US News Than US News Does

An obscure religious leader in the U.S. state of FLORIDA has threatened to burn the Koran (Holy Book of Islam) on the upcoming 9th Anniversary of the First Widely Acknowledged Domestic U.S. Terrorist Attacks. Today we turned on the BBC Radio News and learned the religious leader had previously been a member of the Christian leadership in Cologne, Germany, and had been thrown out-- of both the leadership and of the country. Reasons given: he was accused of funneling church funds to his own financial benefit; also was described as power-hungry and emotionally controlling.

First we'd heard of it in 7 days of relentless reporting by the domestic U.S. news. We will now return to hiding under our blankets.

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