Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Unidentified Animal Still Unaffected By News Of Bin Laden's Death


From Reuters- As of 09:00 AM Wednesday GMT, this as yet unidentified animal, when questioned by experts, still shows no perceptible change in behavior upon receiving news of the death of 9/11 Terrorist Bombing mastermind Osama Bin Laden. Sources reporting further observation is being conducted at the U. S. Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, where the creature has been detained since early 2002.

"We think it's a type of lemur."

-Dennis Blair, Former U.S. National Intelligence Director.







~WdO

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

DUCK UNAFFECTED BY TSUNAMI COVERAGE

Palm Springs, CA - As of 15:00 GMT today, this duck still had not viewed the over 40+ hours of CNN.com footage relating to the devastation in Japan following Mondays earthquake and subsequent Tsunami.

WORLD MOURNS THE DEATH OF NATE DOGG

Rapper / "G-Funk stylee" pioneer Nate Dogg died today following the devastating tsunami in Japan. He was 41 years old.




-WDON