Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Unidentified Animal Still Unaffected By News Of Bin Laden's Death

From Reuters- As of 09:00 AM Wednesday GMT, this as yet unidentified animal, when questioned by experts, still shows no perceptible change in behavior upon receiving news of the death of 9/11 Terrorist Bombing mastermind Osama Bin Laden. Sources reporting further observation is being conducted at the U. S. Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, where the creature has been detained since early 2002.

"We think it's a type of lemur."

-Dennis Blair, Former U.S. National Intelligence Director.